Astronaut Quote by Stephen Colbert

“I've now been in 57 states -- I think one left to go." --at a campaign event in Beaverton, Oregon”

— Barack Obama

Ohio's rich aerospace heritage, low operational costs and innovative technology and defense sectors make our state the logical place for NASA to call home.

— Jon Husted

I grew up in Spokane, Washington, and I can't recall ever not wanting to be an astronaut.

— Anne McClain

I'm an Ohio guy, not a Washington guy - and I always value the chance to be back home to hear directly from Ohioans…

— Jon Husted

I don't know any astronauts. There are a lot of people who say they want to be comedians.

— Todd Barry

Welcome to President Bush, Mrs. Bush, and my fellow astronauts.

— Dan Quayle

NASA headquarters belong in Ohio.

— Jon Husted

“Fuck America and get rich like astronauts.”

— Warren Ellis

Most astronauts are very down-to-earth people. Many of us, three-quarters, have an engineering degree, and we have a very Cartesian, rational approach to things.

— Julie Payette

Some people said, “we don't want to risk astronauts lives anymore, we need to stop doing this”. The astronauts don't feel that wayWe fly…

— Eileen Collins

“When you're born into this world, you're given a ticket to the freak show. If you're born in America you get a front row…

— George Carlin

President Obama has decided that he wants his presidential library to be in Chicago, not Hawaii. Today Hawaii's governor said, 'Great, who's going to…

— Conan O'Brien