Funny Quote by Stephen Colbert Download Open image “There's nothing American tourists like more than the things they can get at home.” — Stephen Colbert ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.9 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Funny travel Home Insightful Tourists Travel
What an odd thing tourism is. You fly off to a strange land, eagerly abandoning all the comforts of home, and then expend vast… — Bill Bryson Copy Share Image
I feel like I've visited everywhere in The States and done the whole touristy thing. — Cody Simpson Copy Share Image
I like travelers, but I don't like tourists. The difference is that travelers don't shop and they don't play golf. — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
Tourists don't know where they've been, travelers don't know where they're going. — Paul Theroux Copy Share Image
Tourism is the sum total of the travel experience. It is not just what happens at the destination. It involves everything that a person… — Ed McMahon Copy Share Image
Without these tourists, New York would be fantastic. I don't want them to come. Stay home! — Fran Lebowitz Copy Share Image
I love traveling all over the world; but it's true: there's nothing like home. — Dolly Parton Copy Share Image
Traveling makes you realize what an immeasurably nice place much of America could be if only people possessed the same instinct for preservation as… — Bill Bryson Copy Share Image
I sat on a toilet watching the water run thinking what an odd thing tourism is. You fly off to a strange land, eagerly… — Bill Bryson Copy Share Image
Don't be bitter. Everybody suffers. If you can accept your suffering then you will understand other people better. Be grateful for pain. Love life. — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
Cynicism masquerades as wisdom, but it is the farthest thing from it. Because cynics don’t learn anything. Because cynicism is a self-imposed blindness, a… — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
We all deserve credit for this new surveillance state that we live in because we the people voted for the Patriot Act. Democrats and… — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
I've long been against illegal aliens, partly because they distract us from an even bigger threat: real aliens. — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
Believe in me, cause I don't believe in anything, and I wanna be someone to believe. — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
It's August, which means Congress is on recess and Mitch McConnell has shimmied back into the ocean to seek a mate. — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
Try to love others and serve others and hopefully find those who love and serve you in return. — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
Thirty seconds is the exact amount of time Americans can tolerate something they don't understand. — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
I used to make up stuff in my bio all the time, that I used to be a professional ice-skater and stuff like that.… — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
I live by syllogisms: God is love. Love is blind. Stevie Wonder is blind. Therefore, Stevie Wonder is God. I don't know what I'd… — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
“Unlike Paul Newman, who seems to think that salad dressing is the cure-all for America's ills, I'm a man of action.” — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
Now, for my younger viewers out there, a book is something we used to have before the internet. It’s sort of a blog for… — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
