Barrels Quote by Stephen Colbert

I'm a barrel of monkeys, kid, though mostly I figure monkeys stuck in a barrel are just going to be pissed off.

— Anonymous

"More fun than a barrel of monkeys." Has anyone ever stopped to think how cranky, if not downright vicious, a barrelful of monkeys would…

— Tom Shales

Let's do it. Monkeys are always funny. You pretty much can't go wrong with a monkey, right? Hi paused. Well unless that monkey wants…

— Kathy Reichs

“Perfect! Now we're being chased by hoards of monkeys! Perhaps you would care to name their species as we're attacked, just so I can…

— Colleen Houck

When you're dealing with monkeys, you've got to expect some wrenches.

— Alvah Bessie

I've never said flange to a monkey!

— Russell Howard

There is a terrible lot of us who don't think that we come from a monkey, but if there are some people who think…

— Will Rogers

Everybody saying this, everybody doing that. I ain't never been good at monkey see monkey do... are you?

— Gee Linder

People love that monkey torture.

— Thomas Lennon

Never entertain a monkey cause they dont know when to stop..

— Lonniedagreat

The brown monkey's instinct to kill is correct; such men are dangerous to all monkey customs.

— Robert A. Heinlein

The [sexual harassment] situation has gotten so out of hand that, in 1993, in one of the first British cases, a plumber was fired…

— Camille Paglia