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“Mitt Romney's email was hacked! So if you start getting messages that sound like they're from a bot, he's fixed the problem.”

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Don't be bitter. Everybody suffers. If you can accept your suffering then you will understand other people better. Be grateful for pain. Love life.

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Cynicism masquerades as wisdom, but it is the farthest thing from it. Because cynics don’t learn anything. Because cynicism is a self-imposed blindness, a…

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We all deserve credit for this new surveillance state that we live in because we the people voted for the Patriot Act. Democrats and…

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I've long been against illegal aliens, partly because they distract us from an even bigger threat: real aliens.

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Believe in me, cause I don't believe in anything, and I wanna be someone to believe.

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It's August, which means Congress is on recess and Mitch McConnell has shimmied back into the ocean to seek a mate.

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Try to love others and serve others and hopefully find those who love and serve you in return.

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Thirty seconds is the exact amount of time Americans can tolerate something they don't understand.

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I used to make up stuff in my bio all the time, that I used to be a professional ice-skater and stuff like that.…

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I live by syllogisms: God is love. Love is blind. Stevie Wonder is blind. Therefore, Stevie Wonder is God. I don't know what I'd…

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“Unlike Paul Newman, who seems to think that salad dressing is the cure-all for America's ills, I'm a man of action.”

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Now, for my younger viewers out there, a book is something we used to have before the internet. It’s sort of a blog for…

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There's more than 1700 emails out of the thirty three thousand Hillary Clinton emails that we've published, just about Libya. It's not that Libya…

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I spend a lot of time loathing the sentences that I put down on the page. Once I'm past that phase, it doesn't really…

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Somebody once told me that if you laugh at a George Bush joke, or you send an email cartoon to your friends that makes…

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I don't spend much time on the computer at all, so I do most of my email on my phone if I do any…

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“Subject: This is a work environment and this is harassment Mr. Zaccadelli, I am writing to inform you that your proposition has been rejected.…

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To quote a recent customer email, “I really appreciate your thoughtful and professional response. I don’t get that a lot from customer service. Usually,…

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Each email contains an unsubscribe link. We will NEVER sell, rent, loan, or abuse your email address in ANY way. Writing has been so…

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I saw a report on the news: 'Peter Dinklage tweeted... ' What? You know, I don't need any of that stuff. I got an…

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It's just madness. First email. Then instant message. Then MySpace. Then Facebook. Then LinkedIn. Then Twitter. It's not enough anymore to 'Just do it.'…

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