Humor Quote by Stefan Petrucha

“you know what doesn’t work when people are tasering you? It’s shouting ‘Stop tasering me.’ If they’re tasering you already, they won’t stop because…

— Adam Rex

“No one is protecting you. You are all alone, aren’t you?” he asks while he lets my elbow drop from his hand. I can…

— Amy A. Bartol

“Even now words fail me, the scene far too disturbing to describe. After a split second of pure, unadulterated horror, the magnitude of the…

— Kate SeRine

“In lieu of Tasers, you'll have to hit me. Hard as you can. Then maybe some kind of fight-or-flight response will kick in and…

— Adam Rex

“Tasers are a one-size-fits-all paranormal butt-kicking option.”

— Kiersten White

“Instead, I yelled at him. “You deserved to get run over. And besides, I barely tapped you. The only reason you broke your leg…

— Janet Evanovich

“I feel like I just won an award. I might even make a T-shirt that says I gave Rowe Stanton her first orgasm.” “Nate!…

— Ginger Scott

“You don’t pick a fight when you’re drunk.” “I had to punch someone in the face, Mark.” “So you picked up four-hundred pound tattoo-guy?”…

— Sam Hunter

“Chase is playing escort this morning. He gets cranky if we keep him waiting too long." "We wouldn't want the man with the Taser…

— Amanda E. Alvarez

“Thank God no one was bouncing.' 'You can say that again, Ass Whisperer.' 'Thank God no one was bouncing,' Cam said, and she started…

— Wendy Wunder

“She said you were probably plastic and Uncle Kevin said he’d give you a feel and let her know and then Uncle Joe punched…

— Shannon Stacey

“How did you kill the Ashman in the forest last year?” “I shot him with an arrow.” “What kind of arrow?” “A sharp one.”…

— Chelsea Fine