Humor Quote by Sophie Kinsella Download Open image ““His skin is so hard and rough, it’s like shaking a piece of tree bark.”” — Sophie Kinsella ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.8 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Hard Rough Humor Like Shaking Rough Like Shaking Skin Hard
“I can’t seem to take my eyes of the patch of skin that shows when he raises his hand to run his fingers through… — Jessica Sorensen Copy Share Image
“Like the trees, his roots went deep, and I daydreamed that if he wrapped me in his arms, he could safely tuck me away… — Colleen Houck Copy Share Image
“Notice the way the dirt feels under your feet, how great the air smells, how beautiful the trees are, how calm and majestic.” He… — Dana Marton Copy Share Image
“He’s like a cookie; rough around the edges, soft on the inside. He’s such a surprising guy.” — Delia Delaney Copy Share Image
“And the man then said Oh, please: Just let me know if you come upon bark textures that recall the erosion patterns of human… — Evan Dara Copy Share Image
“Nothing like the soft touch of a woman. Her smooth skin...or her rough scars.” — Brian Katcher Copy Share Image
“The instant the words are out of his mouth, he realizes his mistake. It’s like getting smacked in the back of the head with… — Maria Padian Copy Share Image
“Above his monotonous voice one could hear, now and again, a little wind stray through the drying leaves of the trees. A leaf or… — Frederic Manning Copy Share Image
“When I hug trees, the bark marks my cheek and reminds me I'm alive. Or that my nervous system is still intact. The trees… — Evan Roskos Copy Share Image
“...when he walks, he sounds like a tree still full of dead leaves holding on.” — Zachary Schomburg Copy Share Image
If your life's at a juncture and you need to think about things, there's nowhere better than home. However old you are. — Sophie Kinsella Copy Share Image
Our eyes met in the math class. How were we to know that trigonometry would lead to matrimony? — Sophie Kinsella Copy Share Image
You fall in and out of love, but when you really love someone...it's forever. — Sophie Kinsella Copy Share Image
“Men who want to get married propose. You don’t need to read the signs. They propose and that’s the sign.” — Sophie Kinsella Copy Share Image
I can't get over this. Dad isn't Sam's dad? Dad is a friend? How was I supposed to know that? People shouldn't be allowed… — Sophie Kinsella Copy Share Image
“Oh God. I'm losing it. Everyone knows this is how criminals get caught. They add too many details and trip themselves up.” — Sophie Kinsella Copy Share Image
“Of all the crap, crap, crappy nights I've ever had in the whole of my crap life. On a scale of one to 10,… — Sophie Kinsella Copy Share Image
Visiting any shop for the first time is exciting. There's always that buzz as you push open the door; that hope; that belief -… — Sophie Kinsella Copy Share Image
“And the truth is, the country is very cool. It’s absolutely the new town.” — Sophie Kinsella Copy Share Image
Lover? I don't know. I don't know if she loves me. I don't know if I love her. All I can say is, she's… — Sophie Kinsella Copy Share Image
“I trail away into silence. I've just shared details of my condom use with my son's teacher. I'm not sure how that happened.” — Sophie Kinsella Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image