Humor Quote by Shannyn Schroeder

“Well, being a porn star would break my mama’s heart.” His laugh was even warmer than the soup. I kicked him under the table,…

— Annabeth Albert

“This next part might cheer you up. So my mom told me she was gonna drive me to my appointment at the sperm bank,…

— Tracey Garvis-Graves

“Do you think I’m pretty?” Smitty glanced away from the computer screen he’d been staring at for the last three hours, looked at his…

— Shelly Laurenston

“Have you found the porn yet?” Her brow furrowed. “Porn?” “Yes, porn. You’ll know what it is when you see it.” … She aw…

— J.M. Darhower

“I run back to the peephole and see all three of them as they walk past with these things in their hands, I can…

— M.B. Julien

“laughing is good. so long as you are not insulting anyone.”

— A Gentlemen

“Laughter is simply sexy...”

— Dee Shore

I put my parents through mini hell with my laziness and poor grades, so I love making them laugh when they see me on…

— Kayvan Novak

If my mum or my wife says that something isn't funny, I know I've struck gold.

— Peter Kay

“How's your humor? What can you do to have more humorous lines to use in the right place at the right time? I highly…

— Susan C. Young

“A lot of people don’t get my humor. My mom calls it dry humor. I think that means “not funny,” but it also means…

— Kasie West

“I was there laughing and joking with everyone else, but it’s like there was some part of me standing back, watching, thinking, “Is this…

— Margaret Peterson Haddix