Humor Quote by Shannon Stacey

“If you are looking for sympathy, it's betweem shit and syphillis in the dictionary.”

— Shannon Stacey

“Max had often heard Laundromats were a good place to meet women. He wasn’t sure why, since he wasn’t one to speak to strangers…

— Shannon Stacey

“There wasn’t an official rule book that he knew of, but he was pretty sure a guy didn’t bend his best damn friend over…

— Shannon Stacey

“If you’re looking for sympathy, it’s between shit and syphilis in the dictionary.”

— Shannon Stacey

“Oh yes, Sean Kowalski. Your amazing kisses have made all rational thought fly out of my besotted brain. If only you could fill me…

— Shannon Stacey

“You Kowalskis have always gotten a little carried away.” This wasn’t Mitch’s first traffic stop. He knew it was best to be polite to…

— shannon stacey

“I’ll do it,” she said before she could talk herself out of it. His dimples flashed as he slapped a hand over his heart…

— Shannon Stacey

“What if I hate it?" "As long as you've given it a fair shot, then we'll talk about it and figure it out." "If…

— Shannon Stacey

“Get that Property Of Whitford Public Library stamp and stamp it right on his forehead. Then cross out the library's name and write yours”

— Shannon Stacey

“Who’s Beth?” Keri asked. “The bartender at your wedding.” “Oh, that’s right. How could I forget when my husband almost got thrown out of…

— Shannon Stacey

“I'm having a cheeseburger," Anna said. "With fries smothered in vinegar and salt." "I told you I wouldn't kiss you again. You don't have…

— Shannon Stacey

“Sometimes you can't stand the sound of her voice and other times you wonder how you'd even breathe if she wasn't there. That's marriage,…

— Shannon Stacey