Dog Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

Always walk out the door ahead of your dog when leaving the house. This will show your dog who is in the leadership role.

— Cesar Millan

I don't keep a dog and bark myself.

— Elizabeth I

(On being in a position of leadership) Even if it's your dog, you've got authority over somebody. Start treating him better.

— Joyce Meyer

If I stop to kick every barking dog I am not going to get where I'm going.

— Jackie Joyner-Kersee

If you have a dog and you love him too much, then some day you will have to bark yourself.

— Vikrant Parsai

Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark…

— Dave Barry

My dog knows when to leave when not wanted, other bitches, not so smart.

— Anonymous

Don't hire a dog, then bark yourself

— David Ogilvy

I often think my boyfriend is going to leave me just from seeing how I talk to the dog. But you know, when you…

— Natasha Lyonne

If you are a dog, you have to bark! Know who you are and really be that person in every word and action.

— Vikrant Parsai

When he time comes to leave, just walk away quietly and don't make any fuss.

— Banksy

I hate when my dog watches me pick up his shit, I feel like his bitch.

— Anonymous