Bark Quote by Dave Barry

Dogs don’t bark at cars that are parked!

— Ken Blackwell

Dogs don't bark at parked cars.

— Lynne Cheney

As long as you are stationary, no one will complain. Dogs don't bark at parked cars.

— Max Lucado

Dogs don't just like us, they love us, and they admire us. The big reason they admire us is we invented cars. They're like,…

— Laurie Anderson

“Dogs don't bark at parked cars."  What does that mean?  His point was this - most often, people won't criticize you if you spend…

— John Stange

You have to keep busy. After all, no dog's ever pissed on a moving car.

— Tom Waits

Dogs have a lot to communicate to a person willing to listen.

— Susan Butcher

Dogs who chase cars evidently see them as large, unruly ungulates badly in need of discipline and shepherding.

— Elizabeth Marshall Thomas

The dogs absolutely do bark and play with each other, even though [Marino] says she trains them not to be noisy. But they're animals;…

— Bill Vaughan

“How do you get a dog to stop barking in the back seat of a car?”

— Arnie Lightning

Cowardly dogs bark loudest.

— John Webster

If you want to talk with the dogs, you must learn to bark, and bark like an old dog because he doesnt bark without…

— Vikrant Parsai