Bark Quote by Peg Kehret
“Guests are people who come to your home to see you whine at the table, bark loudly, jump on women wearing pantyhose, and do other tricks which you wouldn't think of doing just for the family.”
About This Quote
A satirical observation on how guests often behave poorly, revealing the gap between social expectations and actual conduct.
In simple terms: Guests can be disruptive and absurd.
Social etiquette often breaks down with strangers.
Themes
Mood
Type
When to use this quote
- family gatherings
- dinner parties
- holiday meals
- informal get‑t
Key Concepts
Practical Applications
- writing comedy sketches
- teaching etiquette
Questions to Reflect On
- Why do we tolerate rude behavior from guests?
- How does hospitality shape social dynamics?
Some guests may genuinely respect hosts, making the generalization unfair.