Guests are people who come to your home to see you whine at the table, bark loudly, jump on women wearing pantyhose,… — Peg Kehret Copy Share Image
Victim disarmament types are sick, sick people, who'd rather see a woman raped in an alley and strangled with her own pantyhose… — L. Neil Smith Copy Share Image
2 Guys in a health club, one is putting on pantyhose. "Since when do you wear pantyhose?" "Since my wife found it… — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
We're gonna be late for English, and I gotta take these pantyhose off on the way. I'm gettin' a serious wedgie. — Kami Garcia Copy Share Image
We could be the biggest pantyhose seller in America, but we don't want to weaken the link in shoppers' minds between Home… — Bernard Marcus Copy Share Image
The only legitimate use for a glove is to cover an injury... A desire to prevent callus formation (possibly so as to… — Mark Rippetoe Copy Share Image
You want flowers, I'll buy your ass a rose, But later on you're comin' out them pantyhose. — Too $hort Copy Share Image
I'd get kicked out of buildings all day long, people would rip up my business card in my face. It's a humbling… — Sara Blakely Copy Share Image
All right, so there he is, our representative to the world, Mr. Western Civilization, in codpiece and pantyhose up there on the… — Marvin Mudrick Copy Share Image
