2 Guys in a health club, one is putting on pantyhose. "Since when do you wear pantyhose?" "Since my wife found it… — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
Victim disarmament types are sick, sick people, who'd rather see a woman raped in an alley and strangled with her own pantyhose… — L. Neil Smith Copy Share Image
You want flowers, I'll buy your ass a rose, But later on you're comin' out them pantyhose. — Too $hort Copy Share Image
I cut the feet out of my control top pantyhose to wear under these white pants and that was the ah-ha moment… — Sara Blakely Copy Share Image
We could be the biggest pantyhose seller in America, but we don't want to weaken the link in shoppers' minds between Home… — Bernard Marcus Copy Share Image
I take some ungodly pantyhose size. You've heard of 2X or 3X. I'm something horrible, like a 47X. — John Pinette Copy Share Image
Women want men, careers, money, children, friends, luxury, comfort, independence, freedom, respect, love, and a three-dollar pantyhose that won't run. — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
We're gonna be late for English, and I gotta take these pantyhose off on the way. I'm gettin' a serious wedgie. — Kami Garcia Copy Share Image
The only legitimate use for a glove is to cover an injury... A desire to prevent callus formation (possibly so as to… — Mark Rippetoe Copy Share Image
I cut the feet out of control top pantyhose one night, threw them on under my white pants and realized that the… — Sara Blakely Copy Share Image
We have our underwear 10, 12 years! Ladies just throw pantyhose out! I'd go through a crate of 'em a week! And… — John Pinette Copy Share Image
Guests are people who come to your home to see you whine at the table, bark loudly, jump on women wearing pantyhose,… — Peg Kehret Copy Share Image
I'd get kicked out of buildings all day long, people would rip up my business card in my face. It's a humbling… — Sara Blakely Copy Share Image
All right, so there he is, our representative to the world, Mr. Western Civilization, in codpiece and pantyhose up there on the… — Marvin Mudrick Copy Share Image
