Childhood Quote by Rodney Dangerfield Download Open image “What a childhood I had, why, when I took my first step, my old man tripped me!” — Rodney Dangerfield ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.6 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Childhood Children First step First steps Firsts Men Old man Steps
My father raised us to step toward trouble rather than to step away from it. — Justin Trudeau Copy Share Image
When I was a kid, I wanted to walk with my dad's limp - my dad was my hero - but that infuriated him,… — David Alan Grier Copy Share Image
Always watch your step on an escalator. I once tripped and fell down the stairs for an hour and a half — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
You don't know how many times I fell just taking ridiculous small steps. — Alex Zanardi Copy Share Image
I remember every morning as a kid, before my daddy went to work, I'd pull his pants leg over the top of his boots… — Lainey Wilson Copy Share Image
Early in my life, every time I had to climb the ladder of success because my father never taught me to use the escalator. — Vikrant Parsai Copy Share Image
If I have to move up in a building, I choose the elevator over the escalator. Because one time I was riding the escalator… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
As a little boy of 3 or 4, I became lame. Something was wrong with my right leg. There are pictures of me being… — Gian Carlo Menotti Copy Share Image
For Christmas one year I bought my son a BB gun. He bought me a t-shirt with a bulls eye on the back. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
I knew a girl so ugly, she had a face like a saint-a Saint Bernard! — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
Every time I get in an elevator, the operator says the same thing to me: 'Basement?' — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
She failed her drivers test. She couldn't get used to the front seat. It took her four lessons to learn to sit up. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
I tell ya when I was a kid, all I knew was rejection. My yo-yo, it never came back. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
I don't care how rich and successful a man is. He's nothing without an education. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
What a childhood I had. My parents sent me to a child psychiatrist. The kid didn't help me at all. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
One night I came home. I figured, let my wife come on. I'll play it cool. Let her make the first move. She went… — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
“Children's lives are always beginning and adults' lives are always ending. Or is it the opposite? Your childhood is always ending and your adult… — Alison Espach Copy Share Image
“From childhood’s hour I have not been As others were—I have not seen As others saw—I could not bring My passions from a common… — Edgar Allan Poe Copy Share Image
We were so poor as kids. I didn't even see a bathtub, running water, hot water, commode - we didn't have any of that.… — Phil Robertson Copy Share Image
When I talk about my childhood I used to say it as if it was scripted and I'd make jokes because it was a… — Kerry Katona Copy Share Image
Every man remembers his childhood as a kind of mythical age, just as every nation's childhood is its mythical age. — Giacomo Leopardi Copy Share Image
It's a very familiar type of place where people either go to their house on the lake or they get together in different places.… — Steve Carell Copy Share Image
Ideal for the child and society in the best of times, Rudolf Steiner's brilliant process of education is critically needed and profoundly relevant now… — Joseph Chilton Pearce Copy Share Image
Downstairs in my house, I have a museum room. I keep all of my awards down there, and childhood photos, and even all the… — R. Kelly Copy Share Image
Childhood is Last Chance Gulch for happiness. After that, you know too much. — Tom Stoppard Copy Share Image
Let positive, strong, helpful thoughts enter into your brains from very childhood. Lay yourselves open to these thoughts, and not to weakening and paralysing… — Swami Vivekananda Copy Share Image
Children are not a zoo of entertainingly exotic creatures, but an array of mirrors in which the human predicament leaps out at us. — John Updike Copy Share Image