Disneyland Quote by Rodney Dangerfield Download Open image “To me, Viagra is the same as Disneyland. You wait an hour for a two-minute ride.” — Rodney Dangerfield ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.4 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Disneyland Disneyland Wait Hours Minute Ride Minutes Sex Two Viagra Viagra Disneyland Waiting
I love Viagra. I don't need it, but I tried it. It's a great legal drug. — Kenny Rogers Copy Share Image
I'm human viagra. I'm Willagra. I'm a sex machine now. I'm raring to go every second of the day. My wife's loving it. — Will Smith Copy Share Image
Viagra does have a physiological effect, but it doesn't make women feel aroused. Nowadays, researchers are looking at drugs that affect the central nervous… — Mary Roach Copy Share Image
Sex can be great in your seventies - no Viagra needed - and it certainly beats fish and chips. — Paul Daniels Copy Share Image
Life's a rollercoaster. You're up one minute; you're down one minute. But who doesn't like rollercoasters? — Conor McGregor Copy Share Image
They say people falling in line for a ticket ride in an amusement park are insane. They wait for a few hours just to… — Pacifiersucker Copy Share Image
I've never been someone who needs a lot of takes or enjoys a lot of takes. I like the fast thing of it. — Frances McDormand Copy Share Image
If I ever had to be on an amusement park ride, I probably wouldn't get on one; I'm not a very adventurous person! — Tammin Sursok Copy Share Image
For Christmas one year I bought my son a BB gun. He bought me a t-shirt with a bulls eye on the back. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
I knew a girl so ugly, she had a face like a saint-a Saint Bernard! — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
Every time I get in an elevator, the operator says the same thing to me: 'Basement?' — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
She failed her drivers test. She couldn't get used to the front seat. It took her four lessons to learn to sit up. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
I tell ya when I was a kid, all I knew was rejection. My yo-yo, it never came back. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
I don't care how rich and successful a man is. He's nothing without an education. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
What a childhood I had. My parents sent me to a child psychiatrist. The kid didn't help me at all. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
One night I came home. I figured, let my wife come on. I'll play it cool. Let her make the first move. She went… — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
Here is the world of imagination, hopes, and dreams. In this timeless land of enchantment, the age of chivalry, magic and make-believe are reborn… — Walt Disney Copy Share Image
American forces in Iraq found $650 million in American cash sealed in a hidden cottage. See, this is why President Bush wants to invade… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
At the end of the day I'll be able to keep everything that I really loved about my time with Disney. The friendships won't… — Cameron Boyce Copy Share Image
“Walt also had a humorous sign posted outside the mansion, recruiting ghosts who wanted to enjoy 'active retirement' in the "country club atmosphere' of… — Leslie Le Mon Copy Share Image
“It's whatever you make of it, whatever you want to take away. Because like all of the best virtual realities, Disneyland interacts with its… — Leslie Le Mon Copy Share Image
Nothing that's ever happened has taken away the optimist in me. It's always, "Whatever-let's go to Disneyland." Yes, I have my bleak, tortured-artist moments,… — Mariah Carey Copy Share Image
Epcot Center also features pavilions built by various foreign nations, where you can experience an extremely realistic simulation of what life in these nations… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
I must admit that the existence of Disneyland (which I know is real) proves that we are not living in Judaea in 50 AD.… — Philip K. Dick Copy Share Image
Disneyland will never be completed. It will continue to grow as long as there is imagination left in the world. — Walt Disney Copy Share Image
There is no other way the world is going to see the supreme glory of Christ today, except that we break free from the… — John Piper Copy Share Image
Besides, you don't work for a dollar - you work to create and have fun. — Walt Disney Copy Share Image
