Marriage Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

Never criticize your wife directly. If she looks fat in the new dress, say 'honey you have got this dress one size smaller'.

— Adhir Amadavadi

That never goes over big with your wife. I will be a very good husband for a change.

— Donald Trump

Despite what your girlfriend may have told you, size is important, bigger is better.

— Gene Simmons

I'll be needing a bridesmaid',she said.'A tall one. That way, I'll look more petite and feminine.

— John Flanagan

Don't question your wife's judgment; look who she married.

— Thomas Dewar, 1st Baron Dewar

Show me your wife and I will tell you what kind of a husband she has.

— Vikrant Parsai

Women always seemed to bring the size they wished they were to the fitting room, rather than the size that would actually fit.

— Ann Brashares

I've got more clothes than my wife.

— Paul Burrell

I'm not a woman whose self-worth comes from her dress size.

— Kristen Bell

There isn't a wife in the world who has not taken the exact measure of her husband, weighed him and settled him in her…

— Charles Dudley Warner

I don't get any money from my wife.

— Kevin Federline

Don't complain that your wife …..

— Vikrant Parsai