Fats Quote by Rodney Dangerfield Download Open image “My wife she's fat. Why, if she lost a few pounds, she'd be perfectly round.” — Rodney Dangerfield ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.9 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Fat Lost Fats Ifs Lost Lost Pounds Marriage My wife Perfectly Round Pounds Rounds Wife Wife Fat
We decided we don't use the term 'fat' for me. We use the term 'juicy' for me. My wife's fine with it, but the… — Ike Barinholtz Copy Share Image
I love round people, I love skinny people. I love people in general; we've got to get past labels and stop being so critical… — David Arquette Copy Share Image
Who would have thought that the girl who was forced to go to the hospital because she's so skinny would one day be called… — Tyra Banks Copy Share Image
If anyone tells me I'm fat, I say, - That's because every time I make love to your wife, she gives me a biscuit — Clement Freud Copy Share Image
Mind you, I've always been a very off-message type of fat broad; one who gladly admits she reached the size she is now solely… — Julie Burchill Copy Share Image
I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat - because she is of reasonable size, and I care about her and her self-image. — Bernard Manning Copy Share Image
Even when someone gets to looking like she should be so proud of herself, instead she's like, 'I could be another three pounds less;… — Melissa McCarthy Copy Share Image
When people refer to me as a 'regular' girl...it's code word for 'fat' in Hollywood…But...my body has chosen its shape. I'd rather be strong… — Anne Hathaway Copy Share Image
I'm always in this shape, that shape, whatever shape you like the most. I am always in various stages of shapes. If the woman… — Sandra Bullock Copy Share Image
These days, I feel like a chunky spy in a thinner world. Strangers tell fat jokes in front of me. Jokes not meant for… — Shonda Rhimes Copy Share Image
For Christmas one year I bought my son a BB gun. He bought me a t-shirt with a bulls eye on the back. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
I knew a girl so ugly, she had a face like a saint-a Saint Bernard! — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
Every time I get in an elevator, the operator says the same thing to me: 'Basement?' — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
She failed her drivers test. She couldn't get used to the front seat. It took her four lessons to learn to sit up. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
I tell ya when I was a kid, all I knew was rejection. My yo-yo, it never came back. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
I don't care how rich and successful a man is. He's nothing without an education. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
What a childhood I had. My parents sent me to a child psychiatrist. The kid didn't help me at all. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
One night I came home. I figured, let my wife come on. I'll play it cool. Let her make the first move. She went… — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
This is true; virtually all edible substances, and many automotive products, are now marketed as being low-fat or fat-free. Americans are obsessed with fat… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
Singing is the love of my life, but I was ready to give it all up because I couldn't handle people talking about how… — Stevie Nicks Copy Share Image
So I was ugly. I was never fat, really, and I never wore headgear or had zits or anything. But I was ugly. I… — John Green Copy Share Image
I've always turned down stuff where you had to be fat. I may be fat, but that's not why you play a role. If… — Richard Griffiths Copy Share Image
In the Sacramento of the 1950s, it was as though White simply hadn't had time enough to figure Brown out. It was a busy… — Richard Rodriguez Copy Share Image
We have no butter... but I ask you, would you rather have butter or guns? Preparedness makes us powerful. Butter merely makes us fat. — Hermann Goring Copy Share Image
Man preys on man; and you mourn for the idle tapestry that decorated a gothic pillar, and the dronish bell that summoned the fat… — Mary Wollstonecraft Copy Share Image
If Nirvana had remained a small, underground punk rock band, Kurt Cobain would still be alive. And he'd probably be living in Seattle, getting… — Moby Copy Share Image
I am the one who got myself fat, who did all the eating. So I had to take full responsibility for it. — Kirstie Alley Copy Share Image
I look back at pictures of myself and I remember thinking, "I was so fat when I was growing up. I was 165 pounds… — Viola Davis Copy Share Image
