“I love my wife whether she's fat, thin, fucking square, round, fucking oblong shape. She's the greatest lover I've ever had. She's… — Ozzy Osbourne Copy Share Image
My wife is so fat that when she lays on the beach the people feel sorry for her and try to roll… — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
My wife she's fat. Why, if she lost a few pounds, she'd be perfectly round. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
My wife is so fat that the last time I saw something that big it was grazing. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
He asked why and I said, 'Because Gwyneth has a fat suit, my wife has a fat suit - I don't get… — Joe Viterelli Copy Share Image
I'll never know what my life would have been like if they hadn't made Lawrence of Arabia. What would I be? I… — Omar Sharif Copy Share Image
