Cousin Quote by Rodney Dangerfield Download Open image “My cousin is gay, in school while other kids were dissecting frog, he was opening flies.” — Rodney Dangerfield ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.2 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Cousin Cousin Gay Dissecting Dissecting Frog Frogs Funny Gay Gay School Homosexuality Humor Kids Kids Dissecting My cousin Opening School
My cousin is an agoraphobic homosexual, which makes it kind of hard for him to come out of the closet. — Bill Kelly Copy Share Image
If you catch them at 12 years old, which they are working very aggressively to do and you tell those children that if you… — Scott Lively Copy Share Image
If you're gay, you're gay. It's my Dennis Miller theory of homosexuality shot through the movie "Boy and the Dolphin." If you're a 12-year-old… — Bill O'Reilly Copy Share Image
My cousin is gay, I always tell him that in our family tree, he's in the fruit section. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
Everybody's angry with me because, apparently, I outed my cousin during an argument over a turkey leg. My cousin goes, 'You had the last… — Dov Davidoff Copy Share Image
I actually remember being in 3rd grade and piecing together in my head that one of my guy friends was homosexual. — Candace Owens Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when they kid you used to make fun in 4th grade for being feminine turns out actually being gay. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I knew that I was a gay boy fairly early; what was interesting to me was that my mother didn't know. She made me… — Nate Berkus Copy Share Image
I have a relative who is also gay. We can't help it if they were born that way. — Manny Pacquiao Copy Share Image
For Christmas one year I bought my son a BB gun. He bought me a t-shirt with a bulls eye on the back. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
I knew a girl so ugly, she had a face like a saint-a Saint Bernard! — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
Every time I get in an elevator, the operator says the same thing to me: 'Basement?' — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
She failed her drivers test. She couldn't get used to the front seat. It took her four lessons to learn to sit up. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
I tell ya when I was a kid, all I knew was rejection. My yo-yo, it never came back. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
I don't care how rich and successful a man is. He's nothing without an education. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
What a childhood I had. My parents sent me to a child psychiatrist. The kid didn't help me at all. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
One night I came home. I figured, let my wife come on. I'll play it cool. Let her make the first move. She went… — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
I love a lot of things, a whole lot of things / Like / My cousin comes to visit and you know he's from… — Eloise Greenfield Copy Share Image
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Going where no man has gone before is more difficult than it sounds. Our cousins and ancestors were no less curious than we are,… — N.D. Wilson Copy Share Image
If astronomy teaches anything, it teaches that man is but a detail in the evolution of the universe, and the resemblant though diverse details… — Percival Lowell Copy Share Image
“The platonic love I feel for my cousin, made me write this diary ...” Leione” — Pet Torres Copy Share Image
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“I know you’re cousins but you’re like fourth cousins. It’s not necessarily too icky.” ” — R.E. Butler Copy Share Image
My dear young cousin, if there's one thing I've learned over the eons, it's that you can't give up on your family, no matter… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
Everybody I've ever met was destroyed by a member of the opposite sex early on and that damage you took into every relationship after… — Christopher Titus Copy Share Image
I was fifteen, or sixteen. I was in high school. I was spending a summer in California with my second cousins. And I wanted… — Steven Spielberg Copy Share Image