While my cousins were gang-banging, I was trying to learn what the Internet was about. — Theophilus London Copy Share Image
My cousin Elroy spent seven years as an IBM taper staring at THINK signs on the walls before he finally got a… — Edward Abbey Copy Share Image
My cousin had a baby and I was watching her breastfeed for a couple of bucks, and I'll tell you ladies: it's… — Dave Attell Copy Share Image
my cousin Shirley, who never complains, screamed and screamed when she was having her baby. True, this was just during conception. — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
My cousin just died. He was only 19. He got stung by a bee - the natural enemy of a tightrope walker. — Dan Rather Copy Share Image
I've always been an actress, entertaining my family was the start. I'm a goof ball among many of my cousins and siblings. — Aeriel Miranda Copy Share Image
My cousin is gay, I always tell him that in our family tree, he's in the fruit section. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
Yes, I travel in unusual circles. George Osborne and his wife Frances are my cousins. — Daryl Hall Copy Share Image
Everyone in my family can sing - my momma can sing, my cousins. I was in the third grade and I was… — Ester Dean Copy Share Image
When I was five years old, me and my cousin got into a fistfight because when "That's the Way (I Like It)"… — Boots Riley Copy Share Image
My cousin Louie, we walk into a bar, and he says, Dom, I think that waitress knows me. What do you think… — Dom Irrera Copy Share Image
My cousin cleaned out a shotgun for me and let me carry it around the house, because he said, 'Anybody who knows… — Jennifer Lawrence Copy Share Image
While I respect my cousin Annette Sykes' commitment in engaging in the political process, I do not endorse or support any political… — Cliff Curtis Copy Share Image
The Empress is legitimate, my cousin is Republican, Morny is Orleanist, I am a socialist; the only Bonapartist is Persigny, and he… — Napoleon III Copy Share Image
In addition to my cousin, there were 30 or 40 guys I grew up with who became firefighters as well. So, I've… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
Yes, faith; it is my cousin's duty to make curtsy and say 'Father, as it please you.' But yet for all that,… — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
When I was little, I put on plays for my family at Sunday dinner, and I would direct them and have all… — Kirsten Dunst Copy Share Image
And," added Mikey. "she's my sister." The others looked at him for a moment, and broke out laughing. "Yeah, yeah," Squirrel scoffed,… — Neal Shusterman Copy Share Image
One day I was in the studio with my cousin. My dad was on tour at the time, so just for fun… — Lil Romeo Copy Share Image
I've always loved 3D. In fact, as a kid, I was exposed to 3D at an early age because my grandfather was… — Michel Gondry Copy Share Image
You'd better not be trying to steal that," she said. The boy shrugged and reached for the small rolling suitcase at her… — Ally Carter Copy Share Image
I graduated in June 1948 and then went in the fall to the art school. I stayed with my cousins on Seventeenth… — Paul Smith Copy Share Image
My cousin Roger once told me, on the eve of his third wedding, that he felt marriage was addictive. Then he corrected… — Anne Tyler Copy Share Image
I used to be very self-conscious. I used to wish I was pretty. My cousin Georgia always taught me that if you… — Ella Fitzgerald Copy Share Image
The police pulled me over and asked me if I have anything illegal in my car. I looked at my cousin and… — Felipe Esparza Copy Share Image
As a child, I was raised with my grandmother, alongside all my cousins, and the kitchen was always full. — Azzedine Alaia Copy Share Image
My cousin is gay, in school while other kids were dissecting frog, he was opening flies. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
I can't talk politics with my cousin because he's such a hypocrite. He's against the death penalty and he hanged himself. — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
I do remember being teased by my cousins on my mom's side for not being black enough. And then I'd spend the… — Lauren London Copy Share Image
When I was in kindergarten, I had one line in a little play. I said, I am Patrick Potato and this is… — Doris Roberts Copy Share Image
What's up? I'm Harris. I'm 33 years young. I have my cousin Jason's truck for two more weeks. I have one testicle-whack… — Harris Wittels Copy Share Image
What do I look like, the ghost whisperer? They're loony. I'd have better luck talking to my cousin Alfonso's Chihuahua. At least… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
