Humor Quote by Richard Castle

“I at least got Carson calmed down a little. Interested, he asked, “Really? There are demons who do that? Fuck all the time?” “Yeah.…

— Stephen Osborne

I ain't no Kardashain, I ain't Kris Jenner. We the Balls, welcome to the Ball era.

— LaVar Ball

“Andrea much in London?’ ‘No. She was more Kardashian bling.”

— Robert Bryndza

“Kiddo,” Jenn repeated. “Why do you always call her that? She’s not that young.”

— Karina Halle

“Kim, you are literally so rude.”

— Kourtney Kardashian

“When we sat down on the couch again, you curled up against my side, like you used to when you were a toddler. What…

— Jodi Picoult

“Why do you look like you just found out that Kulti guy got married again?”

— Mariana Zapata

“So... I'm attempting this new thing, where I try to think more like Kona. I ask myself what he would do in any given…

— Jackie Bouchard

“I'm like kale; you know that leafy green stuff? I'm an acquired taste. You either hate me or love me. Either way, I really…

— Nicole Callesto

“Yorda...that's your name?”

— Miyuki Miyabe

“I was disquieted to realize that he had ceased to call me anything at all. That seemed impossible, but your children generally use your…

— Lionel Shriver

“I have a weird need to Google the heights of celebrities I have crushes on to make sure they are at least my height…

— Katie Heaney