Humor Quote by Raymond Chandler Download Open image ““I wasn’t doing any work that day, just catching up on my foot-dangling.”” — Raymond Chandler ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.1 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor Noir Work
“I worked for one day, and left with two days in my back pocket. I couldn’t stuff them in my crotch, because my erection… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Boy, this really wasn't one of his days. He just couldn't put a foot right. It was a situation all too familiar to me,… — Elaine Dundy Copy Share Image
“Like I said, they volunteered,” she corrected. I was about to volunteer my foot upside someone’s head.” — Jennifer L. Armentrout Copy Share Image
“My gaze falls to my legs, and I realize I’m still holding on to my running shorts, which are stuck to my thighs.” — Patricia Vanasse Copy Share Image
“Every time she considered getting up and doing something, her limbs wouldn’t move.” — Sara Shepard Copy Share Image
“Is there anything you have been putting off until another day? How about today?” — Paula Heller Garland Copy Share Image
“Work while it is called today for you know not how much you may be hindered tomorrow.” — Benjamin Franklin Copy Share Image
“I didn't do a lot of sightseeing, i just worked - but i liked the working” — Greyson Chance Copy Share Image
“If you end your day feeling like you got nothing done, it's because you weren't working: you were busy, not productive.” — Richie Norton Copy Share Image
Television's perfect. You turn a few knobs, a few of those mechanical adjustments at which the higher apes are so proficient, and lean back… — Raymond Chandler Copy Share Image
Common sense is the guy who tells you that you ought to have had your brakes relined last week before you smashed a front… — Raymond Chandler Copy Share Image
“Hammett was the ace performer... He is said to have lacked heart; yet the story he himself thought the most of [The Glass Key]… — Raymond Chandler Copy Share Image
She jerked away from me like a startled fawn might, if I had a startled fawn and it jerked away from me. — Raymond Chandler Copy Share Image
Dashiell Hammett took murder out of theVenetian vase and dropped it into the alley. — Raymond Chandler Copy Share Image
“He [James Cain] is every kind of writer I detest...a Proust in greasy overalls, a dirty little boy with a piece of chalk and… — Raymond Chandler Copy Share Image
It was a blonde. A blonde to make a bishop kick a hole in a stained-glass window. — Raymond Chandler Copy Share Image
“I had been stalking the bluebottle fly for five minutes, waiting for him to sit down. He didn't want to sit down. He just… — Raymond Chandler Copy Share Image
“A three-piece Mexican band was making the kind of music a Mexican band always makes. Whatever they play, it all sounds the same. They… — Raymond Chandler Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image
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