Awake Quote by Phyllis Diller

I never drink coffee at work...mainly because it keeps me awake.

— Anonymous

No amount of coffee could keep me awake like you do.

— Anonymous

As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until…

— Anonymous

Coffee never used to keep me up at night, now it does.

— Andy Warhol

I only drink coffee when I'm actually feeling tired. I've never wanted to become dependent on it, to be one of those people where…

— Nyjah Huston

If I drink coffee, I have to turn the lights off and lay down. I can't handle it.

— Perfume Genius

The first requisite for a good cup of coffee in the morning is to get your wife out of bed.

— Evan Esar

I never drink coffee, can you believe that? Works in morning television, doesn't drink coffee.

— Willie Geist

We want to do a lot of stuff; we're not in great shape. We didn't get a good night's sleep. We're a little depressed.…

— Jerry Seinfeld

I like naps. I don't drink coffee.

— Spike Jonze

Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank.

— Alphonse Allais

Coffee is the way I fool myself into believing I'm going to have a productive day.

— Anonymous