Funny Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “I never drink coffee at work...mainly because it keeps me awake.” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.0 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Work
I never drink coffee at lunch. I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon. — Ronald Reagan Copy Share Image
I only drink coffee when I'm actually feeling tired. I've never wanted to become dependent on it, to be one of those people where… — Nyjah Huston Copy Share Image
I never drink coffee, can you believe that? Works in morning television, doesn't drink coffee. — Willie Geist Copy Share Image
I've never had a cup of coffee in my life. I can't even remain in the same room with coffee. — Mark Helprin Copy Share Image
I don't even drink coffee. I try to avoid becoming reliant on any substance. — Lucy Dacus Copy Share Image
My favorite coffee in the morning is the one where my coworkers don't talk to me while I drink it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
