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Coffee never used to keep me up at night, now it does.

— Andy Warhol

I never drink coffee at work...mainly because it keeps me awake.

— Anonymous

I like naps. I don't drink coffee.

— Spike Jonze

If I drink coffee, I have to turn the lights off and lay down. I can't handle it.

— Perfume Genius

“The coffee is not strong enough to keep me awake.”

— J. Limbu

Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank.

— Alphonse Allais

I could smell myself awake with that coffee.

— Jesse Tyler Ferguson

Coffee doe's the opposite to me it put's me to sleep.

— Isaiah El

it's not until my third cup of coffee that I am fully awake and willing to face the consequences of that condition.

— Laura Bohannan

I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake.

— Lewis Black

I can't wake up at all without caffeine.

— Andrew Rannells

I only drink coffee when I'm actually feeling tired. I've never wanted to become dependent on it, to be one of those people where…

— Nyjah Huston