Baby Quote by Phyllis Diller

I was the world's ugliest baby. When I was born, the doctor slapped everybody.

— Phyllis Diller

“In my crazy world, above all others...you were the only one who was the ugliest. And you were the only one...who was the most…

— Kaori Yuki

“I once saw the world’s ugliest baby drown. But then I realized, “That’s not a baby, that’s a log. And it’s not drowning, it’s…

— Jarod Kintz

Baby,boy A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh! The…

— Jeffrey Sarpong

“Are we running away from home?” I asked, giving voice to the question that had been on my mind for two days, ever since…

— Michele Jaffe

I asked my mother, 'Why shouldn't I act?' She said, 'Nobody in the family has acted, so why should you?'

— Hina Khan

And I asked my mother about it; I said, 'Is there something wrong?' She said, 'God... God makes people. You understand that, don't you?'…

— Richard Dawson

“What part did she give you?" Zoe asked her mother. "Mary, the mother of God." "Talk about miscasting," Nelia said.”

— Pamela Todd

Once," Balinda begins softly, "when I was in the emergency room with my mother they brought in a murderer who had been shot and…

— Kris Radish

“Do you really think anyone saves our programs from one year to the next?” Sarah asked. “My mother does,” Daisy said. “So does mine,”…

— Julia Quinn

A starving poor child once asked his mother, 'What's Christmas, mom?' The mother replied: 'That's a good question, but I really don't know because…

— Jean-Paul Malfatti

When I was a child I had a nightmare, and in the morning, I asked my mother and father, 'If I kill someone, would…

— Claire Denis

“What good is it if you read Plato and never clean your toilet? asked my mother, reverting to the values of Jubilee.”

— Alice Munro

When I was 13 I asked my mother if it was possible for this to end - I'd had enough of it. And that…

— Linda Blair

My family is very musical, I was surrounded by it. And from four years old I was the one that asked my mother could…

— John Legend