Humor Quote by Patricia Nell Warren

“smarting and smoke was hanging thick in the air while the ashtray on Karras’s desk was mounded high with ashes and the twisted butts…

— William Peter Blatty

“My ashtray is full, the carton of cigarettes is empty, and I just cremated grandpa. But I never inhaled—or told him I loved him.”

— Jarod Kintz

“When a man thinks, there is a spot of fire alive in his mind - and it's roper that he should have the burning…

— Ayn Rand

“The Questioner was repacking his tools with a vague air of disappointment. Deciding my legs were steady enough to carry me, I propped myself…

— Daniel Polansky

He rarely smoked, but once in a while, like now, when his world had been shaken, his woman nearly killed in front of his…

— Christine Feehan

“He brings the cigarette butt to his mouth and lights up. He breathes in, and coughs; a rattling helicopter with a broken blade crashing…

— Craig Stone

“Life was becoming shorter and the thought that he would never stop smoking filled him with a strange satisfaction. Ignoring the warning on the…

— Jo Nesbø

“Saw the man beside her who was finishing a cigarette give her a quick up and down from over his shoulder and then turn…

— Alice McDermott

“She’s finished her cigarette but hasn’t put it out properly, so it’s still smoking in the ashtray. I crush mine into it, grinding until…

— Mohsin Hamid

“Me and Mama never did like the smell of cigarettes but after Daddy died, sometimes we would light one up and put it in…

— Sandi Morgan Denkers

“The old man had been stoking and sipping at his pipe for the last fifteen minutes as they awaited the prisoner. The smoke of…

— Michael Chabon

“At a long meeting a man next to me, British I hope, said, "Man, I'd kill for a fag about now" I chuckled when…

— Neil Leckman