Bachelor Quote by P. J. O'Rourke Download Open image “The only time a bachelor's bed is made is when it's in the factory.” — P. J. O'Rourke ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.1 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Bachelor Bachelor Bed Bachelors Bed Bed Factory Cute Cute funny Factories Factory Made Only time Time Time Bachelor
A bedroom requires a bed. Everything else was extravagance. Well, he had a bed all right. — Audrey Meadows Copy Share Image
Marrying an old bachelor is like buying second-hand furniture. — H. Jackson Brown, Jr Copy Share Image
There's also something about your bed; it's sort of a symbol of yourself and of your marriage, if you're married. Making your bed doesn't… — Gretchen Rubin Copy Share Image
A wife is just an attachment men screw on the bed to get the housework done. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
In comparative terms, there's no poverty in America by a long shot. Heritage Foundation political scientist Robert Rector has worked up figures showing that… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
The Democrats said, "We don't know what's wrong with America, but we can fix it." The Republicans said, "There's nothing wrong with America, and… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
At Epcot Center the Disney corporation has focused its attention on two things greatly in need of Disneyfication: the tedious future and the annoying… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
So-called Western Civilization, as practised in half of Europe, some of Asia and a few parts of North America, is better than anything else… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
My whole family can talk. They are all car salesmen. They are all funny. — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
It was Ronald Reagan who used to say that the 10 most frightening words in the English language are, "I'm from the federal government,… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
Gun violence has cost us too many political leaders, and hardly ever the worst ones. — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
Pete Seeger is a modest, unassuming, cheerful, and kind-natured man. He's a good folk singer, if you can stand folk singing. And he's such… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
Journalists are notoriously easy to kid. All you have to do is speak to a journalist in a very serious tone of voice, and… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
I like to think of my behavior in the sixties as a 'learning experience.' Then again, I like to think of anything stupid I've… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
I'll be 56 this year, I've got two kids, and I think it's probably time to go back to writing one-glove jokes. — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
Every Bachelor and Bachelorette says, 'I never would have dated a person like that or a person from this place.' But if you're on… — Chris Harrison Copy Share Image
A Bachelor of Arts is one who makes love to a lot of women, and yet has the art to remain a bachelor. — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
A married man is a man with a past, while a bachelor is a man with a future. — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
I've been doing 'The Bachelor' long enough that I don't really care whose feathers I ruffle and how many waves I cause, because my… — Chris Harrison Copy Share Image
In my family, graduating and getting your bachelor's is just the beginning. It's only expected. You're underachieving if you don't strive for more than… — Malcolm Brogdon Copy Share Image
When it comes to love, making long-term decisions is a risky business. Sooner or later, most of us decide to leave our carefree bachelor… — Hannah Fry Copy Share Image
I don't want to hear about the endless struggles to keep sex exciting, or the work it takes to plan a date night. I… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
I think the beauty of the concept of 'The Bachelor' is that it will never be the same thing twice. I think it will… — Spencer Matthews Copy Share Image
Obviously there was no point in being a bachelor if his houseman was going to filch his booze. If he was going to get… — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
The truth is you may be far happier as a bachelor, but you are far more at peace as a father. — Sajid Khan Copy Share Image
