Bachelors Quote by H. Jackson Brown, Jr Download Open image “Marrying an old bachelor is like buying second-hand furniture.” — H. Jackson Brown, Jr ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.5 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Bachelors Buying Furniture Marrying Second hand
The only good husbands stay bachelors: They're too considerate to get married. — Finley Peter Dunne Copy Share Image
I'm a lifelong bachelor, but that doesn't mean I wouldn't marry the right woman. — Richard Roeper Copy Share Image
Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
During a long and varied career as a bachelor, I have noticed that marriage is the death of politeness between a man and a… — Arnold Bennett Copy Share Image
Squeeze marriage as much as you like, you will never extract anything from it but fun for bachelors and boredom for husbands. — Honore de Balzac Copy Share Image
Just a reminder of MARRIAGE: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master. . — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Times are changed with him who marries; there are no more by-path meadows, where you may innocently linger, but the road lies long and… — Robert Louis Stevenson Copy Share Image
Obviously there was no point in being a bachelor if his houseman was going to filch his booze. If he was going to get… — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
Nowadays, all the married men live like bachelors, and all the bachelors like married men. — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't they'd be married too. — H. L. Mencken Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE is an agreement, where in a MAN loses his 'BACHELOR DEGREE' and a woman gains her 'MASTERS'. — Nishan Panwar Copy Share Image
We're constantly striving for success, fame and comfort when all we really need to be happy is someone or some thing to be enthusiastic… — H. Jackson Brown, Jr Copy Share Image
Give children toys that are powered by their imagination, not by batteries. — H. Jackson Brown, Jr Copy Share Image
Dont say you dont have enough time. You have exactly the same number of hours per day that were given to Helen Keller, Pasteur,… — H. Jackson Brown, Jr Copy Share Image
Put a love note in his shaving kit before he leaves on a business trip. — H. Jackson Brown, Jr Copy Share Image
Always have something beautiful in sight, even if it's just a daisy in a jelly glass — H. Jackson Brown, Jr Copy Share Image
You can get by on charm for about 15 minutes. After that, you better know something. — H. Jackson Brown, Jr Copy Share Image
Remember that almost everything looks better after a good night's sleep. — H. Jackson Brown, Jr Copy Share Image
Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
Why is it that at a bachelor's establishment the servants invariably drink the champagne. — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
A married man is a man with a past, while a bachelor is a man with a future. — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
There is no character in the comedy of human life more difficult to play well than that of an old bachelor. — Washington Irving Copy Share Image
Though bachelors be the strongest stakes, married men are the best binders, in the hedge of the commonwealth. — Thomas Fuller Copy Share Image
It is impossible to believe that the same God who permitted His own son to die a bachelor regards celibacy as an actual sin. — H. L. Mencken Copy Share Image
Give women the vote, and in five years there will be a crushing tax on bachelors. — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
The Shades never recorded anything, Little Daddy and the Bachelors recorded a couple of records, ya. — Tommy Chong Copy Share Image
Russia's Vladimir Putin appeared in public for the first time after a mysterious 10-day absence. Putin said it took him that long to recover… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
I love to think of the whole universe together as one eternal fact. I love to think that everything is alive; that crystallization is… — Robert Green Ingersoll Copy Share Image
There’s a lot I don’t tell my father when he calls asking after Amy. He wouldn’t understand that she has no interest in getting… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
Obviously there was no point in being a bachelor if his houseman was going to filch his booze. If he was going to get… — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
