Bachelors Quote by Oscar Wilde

Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't they'd be married too.

— H. L. Mencken

Bachelors have consciences, married men have wives.

— Samuel Johnson

Every man is a bachelor out of his wife's sight!

— Margaret Way

The only good husbands stay bachelors: They're too considerate to get married.

— Finley Peter Dunne

A married man is a man with a past, while a bachelor is a man with a future.

— George Bernard Shaw

Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die.

— Johnny Carson

It's not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems longer.

— Henny Youngman

A married man has many cares, but a bachelor no pleasures.

— Samuel Johnson

Ironically, survey after survey shows that married men are happier and healthier than unmarried men. Oh, and they also have more sex.

— Michael Kimmel

All married women are not wives.

— Japanese Proverb

The trouble with marriage is that, while every woman is at heart a mother, every man is at heart a bachelor.

— E. V. Lucas

Though bachelors be the strongest stakes, married men are the best binders, in the hedge of the commonwealth.

— Thomas Fuller