Marriage Quote by Johnny Carson

Married men live longer than single men,but they are alot more willing to die

— Anonymous

It's not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems longer.

— Henny Youngman

Wives live longer than husbands because they're not married to women.

— Colin Mochrie

Do married people live longer than single people or does it just SEEM longer?

— Steven Wright

Ironically, survey after survey shows that married men are happier and healthier than unmarried men. Oh, and they also have more sex.

— Michael Kimmel

Nowadays, all the married men live like bachelors, and all the bachelors like married men.

— Oscar Wilde

Men need marriage more than women do. In fact, they need it to survive.

— Hanna Rosin

Women live longer than men. I am not surprised, I mean they're not the ones living with women.

— Nikhil Saluja

All men die, but not all men really live.

— William Wallace

Men have a much better time of it than women. For one thing, they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier.

— H. L. Mencken

All men die. Only a few ever live.

— Mel Gibson

Married women are just as capable of misery as singles, and single women are just as capable of happiness as married women. Both are…

— Anonymous