Things hurt me now. My knees hurt, my back hurts. But your head still thinks it's twenty-three. — George Clooney Copy Share Image
Careful grooming may take twenty years off a woman's age, but you can't fool a flight of stairs — Marlene Dietrich Copy Share Image
If I ever do anything, it actually might be some fantasy elf thing or even some cute, funny thing. Just to do… — Todd McFarlane Copy Share Image
Dressing a baby is like putting an octopus into a string bag, making sure none of the arms hang out. — Chris Evans Copy Share Image
If we can't alter the tide of events, at least we can be nearby with towels to mop up. — Peter David Copy Share Image
It has been said that a pretty face is a passport. But it's not, it's a visa, and it runs out fast. — Julie Burchill Copy Share Image
Roses are red, violets are blue, you actually thought I would cry over you?, I told you I love you and you… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I think any man in business would be foolish to fool around with his secretary. If it's somebody else's secretary, fine. — Barry Goldwater Copy Share Image
The only time a bachelor's bed is made is when it's in the factory. — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
Allow me to put the record straight. I am forty-six and have been for some years past. — Erica Jong Copy Share Image
I know you think you broke my heart, but I knew your game from the start, I saw your game and played… — Ana Copy Share Image
That doesn't mean that you should just sit back and just let accidents happen to you. No, you have to go out… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
