Quote by Nikhil Saluja Download Open image “I think my GirlFriend got a magical car. She just turned it into a lake. Stupid cunt...” — Nikhil Saluja ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.7 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare
I was just taking her hand to help her out of a car and I knew. It was like... magic. — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
When my wife drives, there's always trouble. The other day she took the car. She came home. She told me, There's water in the… — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, 'There's water in the carburettor'. I said, 'Where's the car?' She said, 'In… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A car is for giving a ride to your girlfriend not a place where to rape her. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My ride is tinted, my knob getting slobbed up in it, she's hollerin god man you wouldve thought that god was in it, but… — J Cole Copy Share Image
Paint heavily leaking. I guess it wasn't finished. Riding with something freaky. They tell me she the business. — Trae Tha Truth Copy Share Image
I was on the tube just before Christmas. and this girl turned round to me and said, 'Are you Kate Winslet?'. And I said,… — Kate Winslet Copy Share Image
I was so wild and crazy and dumb in my car. It didn't run but 30 miles an hour. You made do. — Muddy Waters Copy Share Image
I was too possessive of my cars to take a girl in them. I only drove around with friends. — Bhushan Kumar Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I won't be tweeting this sunday. I have better things to do like bashing myself by following girls on streets. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I don't wanna discuss about it - People who want to discuss about it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Men and women shop differently. Men know what they want before they see it. Women don't know what they want until they see it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I used to receive virtual smiles, sweet morning and night greetings. Now all I have is silence, and a blistered heart. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
