Humor Quote by NightBits Download Open image ““Think before you stink”” — NightBits ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.6 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor Inspirational Life
“If you start to smell some of the shit, you start smelling all of the shit” — Doug Stanhope Copy Share Image
“I’ve learned over the past few years that comments should be considered smells.” — Ron Lisle Copy Share Image
“You should shower," I said. "Right now." "I smell that bad?" Actually, he smelled that good.” — Becca Fitzpatrick Copy Share Image
“If you're standing in the manure pile, it's somebody's job to mention the stink.” — Barbara Kingsolver Copy Share Image
“Shit happens, but it only stinks as long as you keep it around.” — Lisa Renee Jones Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image
