Humor Quote by Nicole Hamlett

If I can't eat the meal in a restaurant, and the waiter asks, 'Is everything all right, Madam?', I tell them that I'm on…

— Cilla Black

I am actually a bit chubby, and I eat everything. I eat in a way - if my parents fed me the way I…

— Hari Kondabolu

Jane-Sweetie, we've talked about your weight-" my mother began. I'm only eight years old," I said. "How about I promise to be anorexic later?

— James Patterson

People who eat loads of food and never gain weight, I hate you?

— Anonymous

“Give thinking the opportunity to be your everyday meal; you get nourished by the best success nutrients. You will never be deficient!”

— Israelmore Ayivor

“Stop Dieting...Start Eating CUte”

— Alexandra Catalano

“My diet is working perfectly ,,I took just 4 kilos ..this month ..pff .”

— Makis Philosofukciss

“I'm going to be fit and slim and beautiful. I'm going on a diet as of today." "Why? You've always said that looks don't…

— Melissa Nathan

“Obese people have really begun to eat up a lot of my free time. That’s the skinny on my life.”

— Jarod Kintz

“What a joke, coming from a woman who worked for the fashion industry. Really. Starving yourself to fit into a size zero — why…

— Nenia Campbell

“No one wakes up in the morning and says, 'I want to gain 150 pounds and I will start right now!”

— Tricia Cunningham

Any woman who diets all the time can't help but be grouchy. Nobody can be amusing or entertaining on a diet.

— Zsa Zsa Gabor