“Did I say stab of Self Pity? No, I was trekking through the Swamp of Self Pity at this point, waist deep in my own stinking shit.” — Nicole Hamlett Copy Share Image
“Swinging the door open, I took a sip. All of the coffee in the world wouldn't help if more visitors showed up at my door this early in the morning but the caffeine fortification was a bonus. The delivery guy… — Nicole Hamlett Copy Share Image
“Hopping over the side of the couch I landed on top of him. "My bones are so heavy! I don't think I can move."… — Nicole Hamlett Copy Share Image
“Ok kiddo, turn off the Xbox and lets get some grub." "Awww Mom!" "Don't you awww Mom me. You need to eat a decent… — Nicole Hamlett Copy Share Image
“So you have a choice. You can leave quietly or I can call the police after I wang you with my stapler.” — Nicole Hamlett Copy Share Image
“Grace Murphy, defender of the downtrodden! Snarking one villain at a time with her acerbic wit and pointy boobs! If there was going to… — Nicole Hamlett Copy Share Image
“Did I say stab of Self Pity? No, I was trekking through the Swamp of Self Pity at this point, waist deep in my… — Nicole Hamlett Copy Share Image
“Swinging the door open, I took a sip. All of the coffee in the world wouldn't help if more visitors showed up at my… — Nicole Hamlett Copy Share Image
