Humor Quote by Neal Shusterman

“The peahens waddled round, following the peacock wherever he went. He couldn't see in the night, so he wandered around aimlessly in the pen.…

— Jennifer Close

“Gansey’s phone chirruped. He read the message before letting it drop next to the gearshift with a strangled cry. Abruptly melancholy, he lolled his…

— Maggie Stiefvater

“She leaned over and gingerly gave Betsy a hug. Fitz leaned against the door to the bathroom, looking distinctly uncomfortable. He was an old-fashioned…

— J.T. Ellison

“What's that?" "Jane!" Gansey said joyfully. Adam said, "It's a wizard in a box." "It will do your homework," Noah added. "And it's been…

— Maggie Stiefvater

“The doorbell rang, and I assumed it was Fran and Roger having come back because they had forgotten something. I took my time, lacing…

— Sean Kennedy

“Iko ducked her head. "When we saw the feed of you jumping off that ledge, I was so scared I thought my wiring was…

— Marissa Meyer

“My mouth opened as did the door behind us. Stomach dropping, I turned to see Mom standing there in all her fuzzy-bunny pajama glory.…

— Jennifer L. Armentrout

“Come on,” I said. “Let’s reconnect this bad boy.” Getting the dragon’s head to the bottom was easy. It tumbled right down the slope…

— Rick Riordan

“Dizzy, chilly, and beat, Raven collapsed on her bed. She rolled over, sensing a pea under the mattress. Typical Orientation Week prank. She dug…

— Shannon Hale

“ Ai-ee ,” he whispered. “You learn quick.” Raising tear-filled eyes to his, she again spat in his face. This time he felt the…

— Catherine Anderson

“He looked up, his gaze meeting hers. “But what about us?” She opened the front door. “When you’re sucking Briant’s cock, call me. I’ll…

— Mark Alders