Humor Quote by Morgan Blayde

“God made the cat to give man the pleasure of stroking a tiger.”

— Francois Joseph Mery

“He is bad in bed. I can see the roommate masturbating after the man falls asleep. I place the crosshairs over his heart. It…

— Jessica Clare

“place the crosshairs over his heart. It would be a mercy killing. A man who goes to sleep without satisfying his woman deserves punishment.…

— Jessica Clare

“Do not fear death, Caine-san. In pain, you will be purified.” “Go fuck yourself,” Caine spat back.”

— Andrew Warren

“Kittens HAVE to be drowned, I admit, or the world would be overrun. But no decent, grown-up cat should be done to death --…

— Lucy Maud Montgomery

“Once you go dead, there's no one better in bed!" ~ Cat”

— Jeaniene Frost

“It’s desperate in life to be beloved of God.” “Depends on the God.” “Does it?” “Christ, I hope so.” the horse-witch and Caine”

— Matthew Stover

“If the phrase 'there are many ways to kill a cat' is a fact; please confirm cancer is on the cat list; there is…

— Wayne Chirisa

“life is one damned kitten after another”

— Don Marquis

“What sets a man writhing sleepless in bed at night is not having injured his fellow so much as having been wrong; the mere…

— William Faulkner

“I never fancied cats much till I found the First Mate," he remarked, to the accompaniment of the Mate's tremendous purrs. "I saved his…

— L.M. Montgomery