Humor Quote by Melissa Landers

“Nice to meet you.” “Just so you know, those shotguns are real.” My grandmother pointed to the back wall where the weapons hung above…

— Chris Cannon

“Well, you have five days out in the wilderness to impress her.” Jeff patted his brother on the shoulder, and he said with a…

— Julia Rachel Barrett

“What I saw was her lookin’ like she’d like nothing more than to run you over with her car, and you lookin’ at her…

— Maria Luis

“was you raised in a woodshed?”

— Stephen King

“I have an entire forest living inside of me and you have carved your initials into every tree.”

— Pavana पवन

“She was married to my dad, and everything was fine until he got killed in some freak tractor accident. Yeah, that’s what I said,…

— Wendelin Van Draanen

“...making some noise in the woods is a thing that one can forget. The sound of a man’s voice on the other hand, is…

— Angelo Tsanatelis

“I shot him a broad smile, a smile wide enough to present him with a good view of the wire braces that caged my…

— Alan Bradley

“Old woods and deep. At one time in the world there were woods that no one owned and these were like them.”

— Cormac McCarthy

“Running the house like a well-oiled machine even when she was not there. Running it so well that all anyone noticed was the rare…

— Lisa Verge Higgins

“Georgie pretended to dance. She clung to Neal's shirt. They rubbed their noses together. "You're my wife," Neal said, and then he laughed, and…

— Rainbow Rowell

“Besides, woods made sense. Woods were home.”

— Frances Hardinge