“The boy she'd once loved was gone, and she'd accept it. But even if she didn't want Eric back, he'd hurt her. He was the enemy, and the Universal Girl Code stipulated friends should band together in hating the ******… — Melissa Landers Copy Share Image
“I'm going to the bathroom, not to Beirut. What horrible fate do you think's waiting for me in there? Death by toilet swirly?” — Melissa Landers Copy Share Image
“The way I acted...It wasn't you" "Oh, no. You're not even human. You don't get to use the It's not you, it's me line!” — Melissa Landers Copy Share Image
“An ancient human religious figure known as John the Baptist had once claimed, "The truth shall make you free," but if Aelyx remembered correctly,… — Melissa Landers Copy Share Image
“Friendship is one mind in two bodies." Right. Until your BFF went out of her mind and after your ex-boyfriend's body.” — Melissa Landers Copy Share Image
“She'd suggested that he observe other teens for social cues, and he'd done the job in spades. Yesterday after spending the afternoon with the… — Melissa Landers Copy Share Image
“How can we understand what we’ve never experienced and adapt without making mistakes?” — Melissa Landers Copy Share Image
“To be honest, I don't know what qualities you ever saw in him. I can tell why he chose you, but-" "Oh yeah?" Cara's… — Melissa Landers Copy Share Image
“He prepared the richest, most indulgent and disgusting dish imaginable - a bowl of fudge ripple ice-cream topped with chocolate syrup, semi-sweet chocolate morsels,… — Melissa Landers Copy Share Image
“I don't like the way he looks at you." "How does he look at me?" "Like he wants to dock his ship inside your… — Melissa Landers Copy Share Image
“Can I borrow the car today, Mom? We'll get soaked if we walk-" "Hmph," Dad interrupted. "When I was a boy-" "Yeah, yeah," Cara… — Melissa Landers Copy Share Image
“I'm your personal jock-blocker, baby." Tori reached into her jeans pocket and handed over a half-eaten Snickers bar. "Happy Douche Liberation Day.” — Melissa Landers Copy Share Image
