Humor Quote by MCM Download Open image ““I'm Canadian, so I'm an expert at mundane fatalism.”” — MCM ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.6 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor Sad but true
“Someone told me I’m a cynical fatalist but I prefer the term realist.” — Wade Kelly Copy Share Image
“So ‘fatal’ only kills you two out of three times these days? That’s good to know.” — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“Whoever has experienced near-death, knows how gracious, it is to be alive.” — Lailah Gifty Akita Copy Share Image
“After twenty years in Canada, there are certain American lunatics who still fascinate me.” — John Irving Copy Share Image
“You ask me about tragic accidents? If I am on my tractor at my farm and it rolls over on me and kills me,… — Dale Earnhardt Copy Share Image
“You are a steward of the pain and injustices people have visited upon you. Or, if you prefer we could call you a scrupulous… — Wally Lamb Copy Share Image
“Nowadays you have to be a scientist if you want to be a killer.” — Vladimir Nabokov Copy Share Image
“I? KILL? said Death, obviously offended. CERTAINLY NOT. PEOPLE GET KILLED, BUT THAT'S THEIR BUSINESS. I JUST TAKE OVER FROM THEN ON. AFTER ALL,… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Every choice has a consequence, every consequence another choice. Little agonies waiting to be embraced. Only the moment before the choice really weighs anything.… — MCM Copy Share Image
“I just inhaled kimchi ramen. Nose on fire. Next chapter may be obscured by tears.” — MCM Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image
![“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once, for example, when I was just starting out in the food business, I was hired by the caper people to develop a lot of recipes using capers, and it was weeks of…” quote by Nora Ephron](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/d79/nora-ephron-1217_business_s-ometimes-when-you-are-a-food-person-th_980.jpg)
