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“Wizard’s work was a pleasure and a madness. No wonder the university magicians rambled at times like daft bastards.” quote by Lita Burke — Download Open image

““Wizard’s work was a pleasure and a madness. No wonder the university magicians rambled at times like daft bastards.””

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“Pick up a thing," [Wizard Kadmeion's]mother would say. "Touch, smell, and taste it. Listen to its nonsense. Then put the funny thing in its…

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“Stupor, insanity, and curling up with a good book.” Bright finished his coffee and slipped out of bed. “And I was wondering last night…

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“I am only a dead Sciomancer, but I must warn you of fire and kisses.”

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“An Enforcer’s style is to destroy all magicians in sight and lap up their essence like a starved cur.”

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“Lanith? Don’t bewitch the Church boys. Their disappointment is a mess to untangle when they follow you home.”

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“You don’t have to bewitch me, Aiden. I like you already.”

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“Just roll me in fairy dust and call me a unicorn.”

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“Observing the wizard’s high magic was his biggest privilege as Kadmeion’s assistant.”

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“Life is sweet absurdity, Sir Wizard. Laugh your way through it.”

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“Goons were the lowest sort of homunculi, only superior to zombies.”

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“We learned the seven traditional ways to make words unclear." "Seven? That many? Which was the most effective?" "Poor grammar skills.”

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“Let us fly, Madam Harpy Queen. Show me how you dance on the wind.”

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