Humor Quote by Lili St. Crow Download Open image ““Stealing a car was easy. The hard part was putting up with the whining.”” — Lili St. Crow ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.7 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor
“I got a new car. I just need to put it together. They’re easier to steal piece by piece.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“It was difficult being cordial to someone who might have bashed his car and threatened his life.” — Haley Walsh Copy Share Image
“Nothing is easy,” and, with respect to legal work, that was absolutely true.” — Kenneth Eade Copy Share Image
“I wasn't much of a petty thief. I wanted the whole world or nothing.” — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
“She couldn’t get that I wanted a car that was a little broken. When something starts out perfect, it usually lets me down.” — Chelsea Sedoti Copy Share Image
“It was just too easy. And why have it hard when you can have it easy? But easy doesn't always come cheap.” — Kaisa Winter Copy Share Image
“It's easy to make a bad situation worse, so try to do the hard thing instead.” — Theron C. Barger Copy Share Image
“It was a little like stealing. It was exactly like stealing. It was, in fact, stealing. But there was no law against it because… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“He peered down at me. “Jesus Christ. You’re leaking.” If by “leaking” he meant “sobbing like a girl,” I guess so.” — Lili St. Crow Copy Share Image
“Discipline allows magic. To be a writer is to be the very best of assassins. You do not sit down and write every day to force the Muse to show up. You get into the habit of writing every day so that when she shows up, you have the maximum chance of catching her, bashing her on the head, and… — Lili St. Crow Copy Share
“And I knew that tone, the pleading, the fear that was sitting like a spiked ball in his chest. He'd been left behind too,… — Lili St. Crow Copy Share Image
“It's easy to get rid of people, Christophe. All you have to do is rely on them.” — Lili St. Crow Copy Share Image
“People hate it when you call them on jackassery. That's a big fact of human nature: Not a lot of people want to be… — Lili St. Crow Copy Share Image
“Okay," I began. "You’re too old for me. You’re scary. It’s creepy that you were so all over my mom and now you’re all… — Lili St. Crow Copy Share Image
“The ice," Leon said to thin air over my head, "has now officially broken.” — Lili St. Crow Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly. Bane rolled his eyes and stage whispered: 'She asked why I cared so much about getting her dirty, teary face all my new shirt earlier, and asked where I got it from anyway. I said: 'Guess',… — S.K. Munt Copy Share
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once, for example, when I was just starting out in the food business, I was hired by the caper people to develop a lot of recipes using capers, and it was weeks of tossing capers into just… — Nora Ephron Copy Share
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share
