Humor Quote by Laura Lee Guhrke

“I'll have a cup of coffee and one of your blueberry muffins." She sighed and looked at me. "Your grandmother was such a good…

— Mary Simses

“So, what do you say? Want to be my date for what is absolutely guaranteed to be a miserable evening—and before you answer, please…

— Susannah Nix

“A muffin what? Are you asking me to eat you or something?”

— Anonymous

“She had two lips like strawberries, and the seeds gave her kisses texture. I preferred kissing her over two scoops of vanilla ice cream.”

— Jarod Kintz

“You must be awesome or not eat muffins.”

— Lucia Me

“How does blueberry pancakes sound?”

— Jill Sanders

“I see the steam of the chocolate and the plates of blueberry tarts.”

— Vladimir Nabokov

“He needed to pick one muffin, and stick with that muffin. He didn’t get to lay claim to all the muffins, because that’s not…

— Penny Reid

“You know how I love being referred to as your fancy piece.” “Sometimes you’re my love muffin.” He managed a strangled laugh. She could,…

— J.D. Robb

“A simple kiss is sweeter than any colorful dream.”

— M.F. Moonzajer

“Oh, sweet mother of fuckers. I almost wept at the taste. It was the nirvana of chocolate, the perfect sweetness, the perfect moistness, the…

— Deborah Wilde

“I might not have a boyfriend, but I have cupcakes, an those tasty bastards haven't let me down yet.”

— L.H. Cosway