Dating Quote by Susannah Nix

“So, what do you say? Want to be my date for what is absolutely guaranteed to be a miserable evening—and before you answer, please remember I brought you a muffin.” quote by Susannah Nix — Download Open image

““So, what do you say? Want to be my date for what is absolutely guaranteed to be a miserable evening—and before you answer, please remember I brought you a muffin.””

Susannah Nix

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