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““It's all right," Jeanne was yelling. "Yeah, you heard me, it's all right! Delos isn't dangerous. Not to us, anyway. Come on, you, get out of there! What are you doing hiding behind that pig?””

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“Wasnt it Startre who said hell was eternity spent in a room with your friends?”

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“No, I'll dream another dream," he said. "I've made up so many things, now I'll just go into one. I'll be part of it.”

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