Humor Quote by Kody Keplinger

“Your own shortcomings are the best ground to grow your sense of humor.”

— Stu Konigsberg

“You have this maddening little smile sometimes, like you've just thought of something incredibly witty but are afraid to say it in case no…

— Robyn Schneider

“I don’t want to sound like I’m bragging, but I seem to have a knack for getting girls to laugh.”

— Haruki Murakami

“Don't you think men overrate the necessity for humoring everybody's nonsense, till they get despised by the very fools they humor?”

— George Eliot

“I was always useless at flirting, and simply did not know what needed to be done in order to snare my target... I always…

— Joan Sims

“I instantly like people who laugh at my jokes. It's a weakness of mine.”

— Matthew Norman

“you take your humor where you can get it.”

— John Green

“I wondered if I could make him laugh like that, if he was the kind of guy who believes that girls could also be…

— Leila Howland

“You know you’ve reached the end of a relationship: when your lover now demands that your jokes be funny before they laugh.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“If you cannot find an element of Humour in something, your not taking it seriously enough.”

— Ilyas Kassam

“That was *not* a joke, she said in mock disapproval. So you have no business to laugh. It is very sad when people don't…

— D.E. Stevenson

“people without sense of humor aren't much fun to be around, no matter how far they've gotten.”

— Jane Stanton Hitchcock