Humor Quote by Kenya Wright

“Size doesn't but dick matters!”

— Himmilicious

“Little Dick’ or ‘Big Dick’ depends on how tall Richard is.”

— Steven Magee

“Let’s go before you whip your dick out to see which one is bigger.” “Babe, he can’t win there either. You’ve seen my dick.…

— Natasha Madison

“I look down. Ryodan’s dick is as big as mine. “Why the bloody hell don’t you wear underwear?” To an Unseelie prince, an exposed…

— Karen Marie Moning

“Do you know the problems with dicks? They’re attached to bigger dicks.”

— Lexi Blake

My my, I'm big huh, I rip my prick through your hooters. I'm sick, you couldn't measure my dick with six rulers.

— Big Pun

“Holy shit, you're so big." He wasn't a conceited ass when it came to his dick, but it wasn't the first time he'd heard…

— Gina L. Maxwell

“Measuring dicks never got old.”

— V. Theia

“Size matters not. Inertia, however, is a pain in the butt." -Mander Zuma”

— Jeff Grubb

“She hadn’t really counted on having to measure pedagogic dick length with a whole tribe.”

— Magnus Flyte

“Size doesn't matter, when Matter thinks big.”

— Robert G. Moons

“And don’t even get me started on penis size. Really, it just gets better the farther south your eyes go—trust me.”

— Rachel Van Dyken