Humor Quote by Katie MacAlister ““So let me get this straight---May's a virgin, lesbian, doppleganger, wyvern's mate?”” — Katie MacAlister ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.0 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor
“Um, yeah. I mean, I think… wow." It made sense, really. All part of that vampire seduction gambit: lure the prey to you, give… — Carrie Vaughn Copy Share Image
“Well you're definitely gay. A straight guy wouldn't be such a drama queen.” — Brigid Kemmerer Copy Share Image
“Having a relationship and not even a sexual one is so straight, it's practically perverted.” — Sarra Manning Copy Share Image
“It's so weird being straight. You have no defenses. Shit happens and you have to feel it. You have no choice.” — Blake Nelson Copy Share Image
“As far as my own sexual orientation, I'm only seventeen years old and as of right now, I'm straight, but who knows what's to… — Judith E. Snow Copy Share Image
“Straight guys, I was starting to realize, were quite frequently not one hundred percent straight.” — Luke Hartwell Copy Share Image
“Christ, it’s official. I have a hard-on for a straight guy. That’s just terrific.” — Ella Frank Copy Share Image
“Many people have suspected me of being gay. I’m rich. I dress well. I have a fine knowledge of wine. Then, there is also… — Reid Mockery Copy Share Image
“So this is what men are like. Well, that's it, then - I am going to be a lesbian.” — Louise Rennison Angus Thongs and Full-Frontal Snogging Copy Share Image
“I rubbed my forehead. ‘‘And just why do you expect Neptune to listen to me?’’ ‘‘He’ll listen because you’re you, Mayling! You’re important now! You’re a celebrity!’’ ‘‘What on earth are you talking about?’’ I rubbed my forehead again. One of the side effects of speaking with Cyrene was a tendency to headaches. ‘‘I’m no celebrity.’’ ‘‘Sure you are. You’re all they talk about at the… — Katie MacAlister Copy Share
“I didn't say he wasn't a good employer, just that he's not going to be awarded a Sane Person of the Year award.” — Katie MacAlister Copy Share Image
“Geez, what do I need to do, use semaphore? I told you I was unclaimed.” — Katie MacAlister Copy Share Image
I'm your Beloved, dammit! You're going to let me save your soul, and like it! — Katie MacAlister Copy Share Image
He looked at my lips. I suddenly found myself wanting to lick his. 'Yes,' he replied, his eyes going molten. My breath caught in my throat as he reached out and brushed a strand of hair where it had flown across my cheek. 'I believe we do have unfinished business.' 'Good.' I gulped, suddenly one big mass of tingling body… — Katie MacAlister Copy Share
His laughter echoed through my mind. I have a beautiful woman in my arms, and am taking her back to my home, where she… — Katie MacAlister Copy Share Image
“And now?" I touched Baltic's cheek, drawing his attention away from tragic memories. "Is he being coldly mad now?" "No. I thought at first he was, but I see now that the act of being raised as a shade has changed him, leached the madness out of him." Behind us, present-day Constantine yelled, "You call me a douche canoe? I… — Katie MacAlister Copy Share
“That’s the river up there. We’ll likely have to spend the night.’’ He slid me a curious glance. ‘‘I never asked whether you liked roughing it. I suppose now would be a good time, eh?’’ ‘‘Cyrene wouldn’t be caught dead camping, not for the largest lake in the world, but I have nothing against nature.’’ A large cicada flew in… — Katie MacAlister Copy Share
He says he had to go help someone in a desperate situation. Who, exactly, he refuses to say. He doesn’t know when he’s going… — Katie MacAlister Copy Share Image
I love you, hugs & kisses, smoochies galore, licks, nibbles & assorted gropages!! -Aisling said to Drake — Katie MacAlister Copy Share
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly. Bane rolled his eyes and stage whispered: 'She asked why I cared so much about getting her dirty, teary face all my new shirt earlier, and asked where I got it from anyway. I said: 'Guess',… — S.K. Munt Copy Share
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once, for example, when I was just starting out in the food business, I was hired by the caper people to develop a lot of recipes using capers, and it was weeks of tossing capers into just… — Nora Ephron Copy Share
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share
