Humor Quote by Katherine McIntyre

“I know what you want to hear, doctor, but I'm sorry, you're not going to pry some sordid confession out of me.”

— Barbara Mujica

“Nothing surprises me now," I tell him. I am stoic. I am Joan of Arc, with liver damage and an unused penis.”

— Augusten Burroughs

“I followed Barry closely as we walked through the main doors of the hospital, down the corridor that smelt like disinfectant and false hope.”

— Belinda Jeffrey

“I nodded. Everyone at the hospital wanted to think that their case was special, and if you were a good nurse, you helped them…

— Cassie Alexander

“Archer turned back to me, and that familiar grin flashed over his face. “Come on, Mercer. Me, you, the cellar. What could go wrong?”

— Rachel Hawkins

“How funny.” I say flatly. “and I was hoping for a battle of wits but you appear to be unarmed.” His laugh fills the…

— K. Larsen

“He’s a doctor,” Timur says. “Ah? It must be shocking for you, then. This hospital.”

— Khaled Hosseini

“Easthaven Hospital," Betsy said. "I'm going to take Andrew off his medicine.”

— Nora Sakavic

“I was going to kill that doctor when he shoved his finger up my ass but then I realized the possibilities of that substance.”

— Neal Stephenson

“I hear a siren and, if we weren’t already in a hospital, I would have assumed they were coming for nearly everyone in this…

— Michael F. Stewart

“He nodded then cocked his head and gave me a sharp, policeman like look, as though realizing that he had been on the wrong…

— Michael Chabon

“Wonderful.” Avenant rolled his eyes. “Letty’s killed the doctor. Now I’ll have to start all over with training another one to stand when I…

— Cassandra Gannon