Humor Quote by Kate Griffin

It's only the losers named 'Dave' that think having an unusual name is bad, and who cares what they think? They're named 'Dave.'

— Penn Jillette

Lots of people call me Dave, my mum calls me David, my wife calls me Dave, I don't really notice what people call me.

— David Cameron

My real name is Davenie Johanna Heatherton, but my older brother, Dick, couldn't pronounce Johanna when he was a boy. So he called me…

— Joey Heatherton

When you have a star, he becomes the focus of a variety show, and he has to take himself seriously. But with Super Dave,…

— Bob Einstein

“I’m going to tell you my name, since you’re too shy to ask.”… “It’s David . . .” He slowly leaned in toward my…

— Nely Cab

“When I need somebeast to tell me m'name I'll jolly well ask m'self. Pish tush! The very idea, tellin' a chap his own moniker!”

— Brian Jacques

I'm Keith," he said, "and you're . . . clearly mad, but what's your name?

— Maureen Johnson

“What's up. This is Dave, the one you saw in your hallway. He's not a psychotic killer or anything," he lied”

— David Wong

I don’t know, shifted a little or something, smoothed down–people would think of me the way they think of Dave, and everything would always…

— Elizabeth Scott

“about. My hubby, Dave (not his real name), and I love it when I have sex with someone else while he watches," she confided…

— Joan Vegas

“What do you mean I don't know your real fucking name?”

— Ella Frank

Dave! Relax! Close your buttcheeks!

— Dave Chappelle